I have a confession.

Kinja'd!!! "FireSpittingV12" (firespittingv12)
01/09/2015 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

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I'm a BMW driver.......and I park normally. And always use turn signals.

Also, I get the fuck out of the left lane unless I'm passing, and I don't tailgate. Fuck rock chips. None so far in 7 months.

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DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:19

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Is that even allowed?

Aren't you going to be berated and eaten alive by other BMW drivers now?


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:19

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but do you use the turn signal? I always go out of my way to use mine in my BMW to try to buck the image.


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > Mattbob
01/09/2015 at 13:19

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Always. Hand on heart.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:20

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LIAR!!!!


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > PatBateman
01/09/2015 at 13:21

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:-)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Mattbob
01/09/2015 at 13:21

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If the BMW secret society kidnaps you in the middle of the night and forces you to stop using your indicator, don't be surprised.


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > and 100 more
01/09/2015 at 13:21

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Nobody has tried to eat me yet so we'll see.


Kinja'd!!! Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:23

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Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:23

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Please tell me you at least drive with two feet in an auto, floor it at all times, or shift it like a manual?


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > TheHondaBro
01/09/2015 at 13:24

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no, they don't really worry about BMWs more than 4 years old. A 22 year old one is strictly for peasants and therefore not worth their time.


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > VonBelmont
01/09/2015 at 13:25

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It's the 8 speed. I do floor it merging onto the highway. I also drive in Sport or Sport + with paddles on occasion.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:26

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HERESY!!


Kinja'd!!! WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:27

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Do you use your signals in parking lots?


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/09/2015 at 13:27

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Somebody's gotta ruin BMW drivers' image :-)


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot
01/09/2015 at 13:28

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Yes. It's not difficult.


Kinja'd!!! Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:28

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I commend your honesty. I too am a BMW owner and I utilize the stick on the left of my steering wheel to indicate my intention to change lanes and make turns of either direction. I also park within the lines that have been designated as spots for which to park my vehicle when I must leave it unattended in places that have concrete pads for which to leave vehicles unattended upon.

Thank you fellow.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:29

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Then you're good. The habits I listed were (in order) my dad's and my brother's habits with the e38. My mom and I were the only ones to drive it like you normal folk.


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > Autophile412 - what's the world got in store?
01/09/2015 at 13:29

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:-)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:30

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Kinja'd!!! WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 13:52

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Moar ppl should


Kinja'd!!! AM3R shamefully returns > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 15:08

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as a fellow owner, I applaud you.

Keep fighting the good fight!


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 15:13

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > FireSpittingV12
01/09/2015 at 22:10

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are you feeling all right?

BMW owner using indicators? NEVER!


Kinja'd!!! FireSpittingV12 > pip bip - choose Corrour
01/09/2015 at 22:56

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perfectly fine